Tag: LOLJets

New York Jets head coach Adam Gase advises QB Sam Darnold. (Image: Getty)
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LOL Jets: Skid Hits 0-11 After Futile 3 Points Against Miami

Another Sunday, another miserable loss by the New York Jets. The LOL Jets lost 20-3 to the Miami Dolphins as their slide continues with an 0-11 record. The Jets were shutout against the Dolphins earlier in the season and have now been outscored 44-3 in eight quarters against their AFC […]

LA Chargers QB Justin Herbert carved up the LOL Jets in Week 11. (Image: Porter Lambert/Getty)

LOL Jets Sink 0-10, Backdoor Cover the LA Chargers

The New York Jets continued their winless ways with a 34-28 loss to the Los Angeles Chargers, who were unable to put away the LOL Jets and let them in the backdoor to cover the 10-point spread. Heading into Week 11, the Chargers were one of two losing teams on […]

New England Patriots kicker Nick Folk (6) celebrates a game-winning FG to defeat the New York Jets. (Image: Porter Lambert/Getty)
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LOL Jets Lose Again, 0-9 After Last-Second FG to Patriots

The LOL Jets strike again, this time on Monday Night Football! The New England Patriots rallied from being down 10 points in the fourth quarter to tie the New York Jets, and then beat them 30-27 on a game-winning field goal as time expired. The LOL Jets sunk to 0-9 […]

New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichcik surveys the battlefield. (Image: David Butler II/USA Today Sports)

Gotta Get Unstuck: New England Patriots and NY Jets on MNF

The Gotta Get Unstuck Game of the Week includes a Monday Night Football matchup between the two worst teams in the AFC East, with the struggling New England Patriots (2-5) visiting the winless New York Jets (0-8). The Buffalo Bills top the AFC East with a 7-2 record after they […]

The New York Jets cannot stop Kansas City Chiefs WR Mecole Hardman in another blowout loss. (Image: Jamie Squire/Getty)
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LOL Jets Lose to Super Bowl Champs, Now 0-8 After KC Loss

Another week, another loss for the New York Jets. The LOL Jets, the only winless team in the NFL, continued their losing ways after a 35-9 drubbing by the Super Bowl champion Kansas City Chiefs. The Jets are now 0-8 overall and a league-worst 1-7 against the spread, which is […]

Denver Broncos WR Jerry Jeudy beats NY Jets CB Pierre Desi for a TD at MetLife Stadium. (Image: Vincent Carchietta/USA Today Sports)
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LOL Jets: Now 0-4, Fail to Beat Broncos with 3rd String QB

The New York Jets missed their best chance to secure a victory in the first half of the season after a dismal performance on Thursday Night Football against the previously winless Denver Broncos. The LOL Jets could not even beat a team starting a third-string, rookie quarterback, who threw three […]

One disgruntled New York Jets fans displays his "Fire Adam Gase" t-shirt at a game in 2019. (Image: Getty)

Will the NY Jets Finally Fire Adam Gase After TNF Game?

The winless New York Jets (0-3) head to Colorado to play the Denver Broncos on Thursday Night Football, but win or lose, the Jets will most likely fire head coach Adam Gase. The downtrodden fans are fed up, ex-players are speechless, and the relentless NYC sports media machine has been […]

New York Jets QB Sam Darnold had an awful game against the Indianapolis Colts in Week 3. (Image: AP)
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LOL Jets: Putrid Pick-6 City, Gang Green Trampled by the Colts

The LOL Jets continued their losing ways with a 36-7 shellacking by the Indianapolis Colts. Quarterback Sam Darnold threw a Pick-6 twice, and tossed three interceptions. The Jets started the season 0-3 both straight up and against the spread, but if you’ve been betting against the Jets, you’d be a […]

NY Jets head coach Adam Gase with rookie lineman Mekhi Becton. (Image: Chris Pedota/USA Today Sports)
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LOL Jets: Pummeled by San Francisco 49ers B-Team

The LOL Jets are so bad they couldn’t beat a team stricken with injuries to their starting QB, RB, TE, CB, and DE. The San Francisco 49ers didn’t have George Kittle (knee) and Richard Sherman (calf) coming into Week 2 against the Jets. Then, the Niners lost Jimmy Garoppolo (ankle), […]

The Buffalo Bills defense harasses NY Jets QB Sam Darnold at Orchard Park, NY. (Image: Getty)

LOL Jets Return: Gang Green 0-1 Start in 5 of Last 6 Seasons

The LOL Jets returned and they’re just as bad as ever. The New York Jets started the season 0-1, and lost for the fifth time in their last six season openers. For a franchise that’s become meme fodder and the laughingstock of the league, the Jets didn’t help themselves after […]

Jamal Adams, safety for the New York Jets, during a game against the Buffalo Bills in Orchard Park, NY. (Image: Porter Lambert/Getty)

NY Jets Safety Jamal Adams Demands Trade Amidst Contract Dispute

New York Jets safety Jamal Adams requested a trade to either the Seattle Seahawks, Baltimore Ravens, Philadelphia Eagles, San Francisco 49ers, Dallas Cowboys, Houston Texans, Tampa Bay Bucs, or the defending champion Kansas City Chiefs. A two-time All-Pro safety and the Jets top defensive player, Adams believes the team has […]

Baltimore Ravens QB Lamar Jackson evades New York Jets defenders at M&T Bank Stadium in Baltimore, MD. (Image: Getty)

Lamar Jackson Breaks Vick’s QB Rushing Record, Torches LOLJets for 5 TDs

The Baltimore Ravens (12-2) ravished the New York Jets (5-9), 42-21, on Thursday Night Football. Lamar Jackson threw five touchdowns against the Jets, and broke Michael Vick’s record for most rushing yards by a quarterback in a single season. Jackson, the runaway candidate for league MVP, came into the Jets […]

NY Jets lineman celebrate their victory over the Miami Dolphins by hoisting kicker Sam Ficken after he connected on a game-winning field goal. (Image: Adam Hunger/AP)

LOLJets: Revenge Victory Against Miami in 10 FG Game

The New York Jets (5-8) defeated the Miami Dolphins (3-10) in a sloppy 22-21 game that featured 10 combined field goals from both teams, including the 44-yard game-winner from Jets’ kicker, Sam Ficken, as time expired. A controversial defensive pass interference call on Miami’s Nik Needham ultimately decided the outcome […]

NY Jets QB Sam Darnold is sacked for a safety by Cincinnati Bengals safety Shawn Williams. (Image: Gary Landers/AP)

LOLJets: Gang Green Gifts 0-11 Bengals Their First Victory

The LOLJets are back. The New York Jets (4-8) won three games in a row, but took two steps back after losing to the 0-11 Cincinnati Bengals on Sunday. The 22-6 loss to the Bengals (1-11) marked the second time this season that the Jets lost to a winless team. […]