Tag: LOLJets

Denver Broncos WR Jerry Jeudy beats NY Jets CB Pierre Desi for a TD at MetLife Stadium. (Image: Vincent Carchietta/USA Today Sports)
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LOL Jets: Now 0-4, Fail to Beat Broncos with 3rd String QB

The New York Jets missed their best chance to secure a victory in the first half of the season after a dismal performance on Thursday Night Football against the previously winless Denver Broncos. The LOL Jets could not even beat a team starting a third-string, rookie quarterback, who threw three […]

One disgruntled New York Jets fans displays his "Fire Adam Gase" t-shirt at a game in 2019. (Image: Getty)

Will the NY Jets Finally Fire Adam Gase After TNF Game?

The winless New York Jets (0-3) head to Colorado to play the Denver Broncos on Thursday Night Football, but win or lose, the Jets will most likely fire head coach Adam Gase. The downtrodden fans are fed up, ex-players are speechless, and the relentless NYC sports media machine has been […]

New York Jets QB Sam Darnold had an awful game against the Indianapolis Colts in Week 3. (Image: AP)
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LOL Jets: Putrid Pick-6 City, Gang Green Trampled by the Colts

The LOL Jets continued their losing ways with a 36-7 shellacking by the Indianapolis Colts. Quarterback Sam Darnold threw a Pick-6 twice, and tossed three interceptions. The Jets started the season 0-3 both straight up and against the spread, but if you’ve been betting against the Jets, you’d be a […]

NY Jets head coach Adam Gase with rookie lineman Mekhi Becton. (Image: Chris Pedota/USA Today Sports)
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LOL Jets: Pummeled by San Francisco 49ers B-Team

The LOL Jets are so bad they couldn’t beat a team stricken with injuries to their starting QB, RB, TE, CB, and DE. The San Francisco 49ers didn’t have George Kittle (knee) and Richard Sherman (calf) coming into Week 2 against the Jets. Then, the Niners lost Jimmy Garoppolo (ankle), […]

The Buffalo Bills defense harasses NY Jets QB Sam Darnold at Orchard Park, NY. (Image: Getty)

LOL Jets Return: Gang Green 0-1 Start in 5 of Last 6 Seasons

The LOL Jets returned and they’re just as bad as ever. The New York Jets started the season 0-1, and lost for the fifth time in their last six season openers. For a franchise that’s become meme fodder and the laughingstock of the league, the Jets didn’t help themselves after […]

Jamal Adams, safety for the New York Jets, during a game against the Buffalo Bills in Orchard Park, NY. (Image: Porter Lambert/Getty)

NY Jets Safety Jamal Adams Demands Trade Amidst Contract Dispute

New York Jets safety Jamal Adams requested a trade to either the Seattle Seahawks, Baltimore Ravens, Philadelphia Eagles, San Francisco 49ers, Dallas Cowboys, Houston Texans, Tampa Bay Bucs, or the defending champion Kansas City Chiefs. A two-time All-Pro safety and the Jets top defensive player, Adams believes the team has […]

Baltimore Ravens QB Lamar Jackson evades New York Jets defenders at M&T Bank Stadium in Baltimore, MD. (Image: Getty)

Lamar Jackson Breaks Vick’s QB Rushing Record, Torches LOLJets for 5 TDs

The Baltimore Ravens (12-2) ravished the New York Jets (5-9), 42-21, on Thursday Night Football. Lamar Jackson threw five touchdowns against the Jets, and broke Michael Vick’s record for most rushing yards by a quarterback in a single season. Jackson, the runaway candidate for league MVP, came into the Jets […]

NY Jets lineman celebrate their victory over the Miami Dolphins by hoisting kicker Sam Ficken after he connected on a game-winning field goal. (Image: Adam Hunger/AP)

LOLJets: Revenge Victory Against Miami in 10 FG Game

The New York Jets (5-8) defeated the Miami Dolphins (3-10) in a sloppy 22-21 game that featured 10 combined field goals from both teams, including the 44-yard game-winner from Jets’ kicker, Sam Ficken, as time expired. A controversial defensive pass interference call on Miami’s Nik Needham ultimately decided the outcome […]

NY Jets QB Sam Darnold is sacked for a safety by Cincinnati Bengals safety Shawn Williams. (Image: Gary Landers/AP)

LOLJets: Gang Green Gifts 0-11 Bengals Their First Victory

The LOLJets are back. The New York Jets (4-8) won three games in a row, but took two steps back after losing to the 0-11 Cincinnati Bengals on Sunday. The 22-6 loss to the Bengals (1-11) marked the second time this season that the Jets lost to a winless team. […]

New York Jets WR Robby Anderson jumped into the crowd after scoring a touchdown against the Oakland Raiders at MetLife Stadium in E. Rutherford, NJ. (Image: Getty)

LOLJets: Upset the Oakland Raiders for Three Wins in a Row

The New York Jets (4-7) defeated the Oakland Raiders 34-3 to extend their winning  streak to three games after losing to the winless Miami Dolphins, and starting the season 1-7. The Raiders were in the AFC wild-card hunt, but after this loss, they sunk to 6-5 and saw their postseason […]

NY Jets safety Jamal Adams celebrates a touchdown against the NY Giants at MetLife Stadium in E. Rutherford, NJ. (Image: Noah K. Murray/USA Today Sports)

LOLJets: Jets Beat Giants in NYC Toilet Bowl

Two of the worst teams in the NFL took the field for the ‘Toilet Bowl’ on Sunday in a battle of bragging rights between both New York City football teams who posted a combined record of 3-14 coming into the game. Led by safety Jamal Adams, the New York Jets […]

Jacksonville Jaguars defenders Josh Allen (left) and Yannick Ngakoue (right) share a sack against New York Jets quarterback Sam Darnold. (Image: Reinhold Matay/USA Today Sports)

LOLJets Week 8: Another Game, Another Ugly Loss

The misery for the New York Jets (1-6) continued and Gang Green lost once again. The #LOLJets lost 29-15 to the Jacksonville Jaguars (4-4) in a game the Jets hoped they’d win after an embarrassing 33-0 pummeling by the New England Patriots on Monday Night Football. Jets quarterback Sam Darnold […]

NY Jets QB Sam Darnold moments before he's intercepted by the New England Patriots during a 33-0 blowout at MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, NJ. (Image: Bill Kostroun/AP)

LOLJets: Sam Darnold Seeing Ghosts in Patriots’ MNF 33-0 Shutout

The New York Jets (1-5) were blanked 33-0 by the New England Patriots (7-0) on Monday Night Football. Mic’d up Jets QB, Sam Darnold, admitted he was seeing ghosts against the Patriots stifling defense. One week after playing their best game of the season with an upset over the Dallas […]