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Hey, Aren’t You…? Celebrity Cardboard Cutouts Find Seats at the Ball Park

When it comes to cardboard cutouts, Pedro Martinez gets around. Yes, that was a cardboard likeness of the Hall of Fame pitcher at Dodger Stadium. And yes, it was a cardboard cutout Martinez at Citi Field.

Dodger Stadium deserves its reputation as the ballpark to see and be seen at, and more than 9,500 people seized that opportunity. For $299, your likeness can join Mary Hart, Mike Brito, Tommy Lasorda, and other celebrities behind homeplate. (Image: MLB.com)

Baseball teams across the country are allowing fans inside the ballpark – the two-dimensional cardboard fans. With “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” an impossibility due to the coronavirus, many teams are offering fans the opportunity to “buy” seats for their cardboard likenesses. For as low as $40 in Kansas City to as much as $500 for a seat atop Fenway Park’s Green Monster, baseball fans can virtually attend games this season.

Well, their cardboard doppelgangers can. Of course, this means celebrities used to seeing and being seen at ballparks aren’t ignoring the opportunity either.

OG took a random trip around the country’s ballparks to see who we could see.

Mary Hart, Mike Brito, Rob Lowe et-al/Los Angeles Dodgers

There’s Mary Hart’s endless legs, legendary scout Mike Brito’s Panama hat and radar gun, Rob Lowe’s smile, and, what did you expect from Hollywood’s backyard team? How about Bryan Cranston, Brad Paisley, Mario Lopez, Orel Hershiser, Nomar Garciaparra, and – of course – Tommy Lasorda and Magic Johnson? It’s never been this easy to stargaze at Dodger Stadium. Getting autographs may be a bit more problematic, however.

Geddy Lee/Toronto Blue Jays

The bassist and frontman for the Hall of Fame Canadian progressive rock band Rush is a huge baseball fan and Blue Jays season-ticket holder with an autographed ball collection that wouldn’t be out of place in Cooperstown. So its natural his cardboard likeness found the “Limelight” in Buffalo, where the Blue Jays play their 2020 home games. It’s a shame there aren’t “2112” other likenesses of him and his former bandmates Alex Lifeson and the late Neil Peart sprinkled about stadium “Subdivisions”. Alas, Lee didn’t bring “Tom Sawyer” along with him.

Rush bassist and frontman Geddy Lee always considered baseball closest to his heart. This presumably includes his cardboard heart. (Image: Facebook/Toronto Blue Jays)

Bernie Lomax/Kansas City Royals

Who said baseball is dead? Well, perhaps some of its cardboard fans are, as witnessed in Kansas City. There, some enterprising fan took the dead insurance CEO from the 1989 comedy “Weekend at Bernie’s” and reincarnated him as a Royals fan. Not to pick nits, but as hilarious as this is – and make no mistake, this is one of the best cutouts we’ve seen – wouldn’t Bernie be more natural in Yankee Stadium? And who’s pulling Bernie’s strings here? Inquiring minds want to know.

The Bushes/Texas Rangers and Houston Astros

Call it the Presidential Texas Two-Step. First, former President George W. Bush and former First Lady Laura Bush “take in” Opening Day at Globe Life Field in Arlington, Texas. Then, three weeks later, Bush’s parents – former President George H.W. Bush and former First Lady Barbara Bush – make an appearance behind home plate at Minute Maid Field. Bush the Younger once owned a piece of the Rangers, Bush the Elder was a longtime Astros fan. Call it a Presidential Push.

Chipper Jones/New York Mets

The Hall of Fame third baseman retired in 2012, but when it comes to trolling his favorite punching bag, it’s as if Jones never left. He bought two Citi Field cutouts: one of him and one of his son, Shea, who Jones named after the Mets’ former digs. And why not? Jones hit his first career home run at Shea and trolled the Mets throughout his career. In 245 career games against the Mets, Jones bashed 49 homers, drove in 159 runs, and slashed .311/.408/.548 in 848 at-bats.

Hall of Fame third baseman Chipper Jones used the Mets as his career chew-toy. So trolling them with a cardboard cutout of him and his son, Shea, seemed like a natural thing to do. (Image: NY Post)

Jimmy Garoppolo, George Kittle/San Francisco Giants

With no preseason games and only a token training camp, San Francisco 49ers quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo and his prime target, tight end George Kittle, needed something to fill the time. Judging by who’s sitting in the row above them, we presume they sent Rob Schneider to fetch the beers.

Jimmy Garoppolo and George Kittle take center stage at a July San Francisco Giants game. But don’t ignore who’s in the row above them. (Image: Twitter/@gkittle46)

Guy Fieri and Tony Bennett/San Francisco Giants

Look a bit harder in the above picture. You’ll see Oracle Park padded its culinary resume with a cardboard trip to Flavor Town. Actually, given Fieri’s bent toward comfort foods of all types – see any episode of “Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives” – perhaps the 3D, live Fieri could spin this off into “Fields, Foods, and Flavor.” Meanwhile, Tony Bennett left his heart in San Francisco — and his cardboard likeness with Garoppolo, Kittle, Fieri, Schneider et-al at Oracle.

Tom Hanks/Oakland Athletics

Life is like a basket of hot dogs. Well, at the Oakland Coliseum, it is, courtesy of a cardboard Tom Hanks hot dog vendor. Before he got his acting break, becoming one of the greatest actors of his generation, Hanks hawked hot dogs at the Coliseum. This made for a symbiotic gimme for the Athletics, who needed someone to feed hungry cardboard fans. Oh, and the voice of Forrest Gump, “Toy Story’s” Woody, Capt. John Miller from “Saving Private Ryan” and – of course – Jimmy Dugan from “A League of Their Own” – lent his voice to the piped-in crowd noise.

Would your cardboard likeness buy a hot dog from the future best actor of his generation? A young Tom Hanks once roamed the Oakland Coliseum selling hot dogs like his cardboard image does now. (Image: Oakland Athletics.

Marriage Proposal/Cleveland Indians

The man seems a bit stiff here. Come to think of it, so does his potential bride. Well, wouldn’t you be a bit nervous proposing to the love of your life in such a public setting? There are always several marriage proposals sprinkled around major-league ballparks each year. In this case, Cleveland’s Progressive Field provided the setting for this proposal – which ended with the proverbial “Yes.”

She “said” yes. (Image: Twitter/Cleveland Indians)